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minus-squareSomething Burger 🍔linkEnglish54•24 days ago“Act of God”, get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you’re more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.
minus-square@mister_flibble@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish18•24 days ago “Act of God” No, that’s just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.
minus-square@Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish8•24 days agoThey pay that out once begrudgingly and then add “act of mutant” to the list
minus-squareSkaveRatlinkfedilinkEnglish6•24 days agopoints at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield Ugh, fine adds “act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow” to the list
minus-square@taiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•24 days agoInsurance must be through the roof the same way it’s gone up the last few years because of higher accident rates globally.
minus-squareBigFiglinkfedilinkEnglish11•24 days agoI think super heros would probably just crash the insurance market
minus-square@taiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•24 days agoYeah they just stop insuring folks, a real problem lately with Florida and California.
“Act of God”, get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you’re more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.
No, that’s just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.
They pay that out once begrudgingly and then add “act of mutant” to the list
points at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield
Ugh, fine adds “act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow” to the list
Insurance must be through the roof the same way it’s gone up the last few years because of higher accident rates globally.
I think super heros would probably just crash the insurance market
Yeah they just stop insuring folks, a real problem lately with Florida and California.