Computer chip with built-in human brain tissue gets military funding::undefined

  • @Bread@sh.itjust.works
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    241 year ago

    Scientist: Hey Doc, you gonna use that foreskin you just cut?

    Doc: No, go right ahead!

    Scientist: thanks.

    This is how I imagine this conversation goes down.

    • Andy
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      51 year ago

      Yes, except there’s also a line where the doc says, ‘will you attest to the institutional review board that you won’t use this to make a Kaiju/clone Hitler/travel through time and kill your grandfather, etc?’

      And then they give it to them.

      • @Bread@sh.itjust.works
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        21 year ago

        Those rules only exist because somebody couldn’t help but travel through time to kill their grandfather Hitler who may or may have not have been a clone. It happens every time they don’t enforce it.