Do you like a challenge interloper? Are you triggered by escalators and gym or home Stairmasters™ and want the Real Thing™ instead? Have I got some stairs for you!

A MOUNTAIN OF STAIRS! 150 flights and one thousand, eight hundred WHOLE STAIRS that go 625u high!

There are SO MANY stairs, it will take you about THREE MINUTES running at FULL TILT just to get to the top! Better get that %SPRNT_BTN% ready! How fast can YOU do it! Enjoy the view and amenities at the summit! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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DISCLAIMER: Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of death. Read at your own risk. Ask your doctor or pharmacist if a 625u high mountain of 1,800 stairs is right for you. Parental guidance advised. Always read the label. Do not use while operating a jetpack or Minotaur. Mountain of Stairs™©® (patent pending) will not be held responsible for accidental rocket boot jumps and resultant deaths from unintended body to ground contact at terminal velocity. May cause eye irritation. Freshest if used before expiry date. Do not use after expiry. Do not eat. Not a toy. Exosuit helmet required during use. If rash, irritation, redness, swelling or heart attack from climbing 1,800 stairs develops, discontinue use. Warranty does not cover normal wear and tear, misuse, accident, unintentional self-extinction via a the Geology Cannon or Plasma Launcher (to appreciate the wonder of the universe, one must first remain alive), incoming storms, solar activity, meteorite strike, nearby supernova and other Acts of Atlas, aliens, incorrect Exosuit voltage, Hazard Protection malfunction, failure to charge the Hazard Protection system, neglect, damage from improper use, unauthorised use, unauthorised repair, improper installation, typographical errors, broken ships, missing or altered serial numbers, unfixed bugs, electromagnetic radiation from nearby gamma radiation planets, or Sentinel activity. Amenities at summit not guaranteed. Hills may not be alive. Flammable. One size fits all. For recreational use only. At participating locations only. Other restrictions that Mountain of Stairs™©® (patent pending) makes up on the spot may apply. This document originates from the Internet, and therefore may not be from the alleged source. If you have any doubts about the origin or content of this disclaimer please contact our Support Desk. Voyagers Expedition limited time only.

Decided that for the Voyagers Expedition, rather than climbing a 625u high mountain, I would stair climb my way to 625u. It took a long arse time to build all these platforms and stairs as I climbed them as I was building them! Rendezvous 2 planet - Leyc X42 in the Sivikmiyn I system, coords +25.85, +146.50 (so long as the base loads lol). My fastest time is 3:01.04

  • @brsrklf
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    9 months ago

    I get sick just thinking about trying to climb that in VR.

    With fluid movement, of course. Or else it would still be nauseating, but on top of that it’d take hours.

    • Thorned_Rose
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      29 months ago

      I get vertigo at the best of times. I do t even have VR and I can tell you there were a fair number of times I got dizzy and bordering on nauseous building it 😅