LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square880linkfedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down140
arrow-up1394arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square880linkfedilink
minus-squareinlandempirelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 days agoI am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
minus-squareAshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 days agoThey all have the intelligence of a 3 year old and can’t form coherent sentences
minus-squarewatson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoThey’re all completely horrible and you can’t block them out.
minus-squareOmega@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·9 days agoEvery animal has super-covid and no vaccine can be made, so the government kills every animal
minus-squareLumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoYou become blind and lose your sense of taste.
minus-squarejosefo@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 days agoI think the side effect is the power itself. Animals only care about food, sex. Most boring super power on the list. Maybe cool to talk with dolphins.
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
All of them will be very rude to you
They all have the intelligence of a 3 year old and can’t form coherent sentences
They’re all completely horrible and you can’t block them out.
Every animal has super-covid and no vaccine can be made, so the government kills every animal
You become blind and lose your sense of taste.
I think the side effect is the power itself. Animals only care about food, sex. Most boring super power on the list. Maybe cool to talk with dolphins.