• Spoilt
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    1 year ago

    I recommend 1g of aspirin and a good bloodletting.

    • Case@unilem.org
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      1 year ago

      That’s for pansies.

      You can buy warfarin off the shelf in the form out pest poison.

      If you wanna set a world record for death by blood loss, that’s the way to do it.

      Remember kids:

      All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison.

      —Paracelsus, 1538

      Often condensed to “The dose makes the poison.”

      Also, death by warfarin overdose is a slow, bloody, painful way to go. Don’t self medicate with fucking rat poison or anything stupid.