SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 1 year agoTop tier medical advice.feddit.ukimagemessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up1911arrow-down114
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minus-squareCase@unilem.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThat’s for pansies. You can buy warfarin off the shelf in the form out pest poison. If you wanna set a world record for death by blood loss, that’s the way to do it. Remember kids: All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison. —Paracelsus, 1538 Often condensed to “The dose makes the poison.” Also, death by warfarin overdose is a slow, bloody, painful way to go. Don’t self medicate with fucking rat poison or anything stupid.
That’s for pansies.
You can buy warfarin off the shelf in the form out pest poison.
If you wanna set a world record for death by blood loss, that’s the way to do it.
Remember kids:
All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison.
—Paracelsus, 1538
Often condensed to “The dose makes the poison.”
Also, death by warfarin overdose is a slow, bloody, painful way to go. Don’t self medicate with fucking rat poison or anything stupid.