Summary
French President Emmanuel Macron has called an emergency summit of European leaders to address concerns over Donald Trump’s efforts to control Ukraine peace talks.
European leaders fear exclusion from negotiations between the U.S. and Russia, as Trump’s envoy signals a limited role for Europe.
Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy urges the formation of a European army to counter potential U.S. disengagement.
European leaders warn Trump’s approach could undermine regional security, while the UK and Germany stress the need for long-term security guarantees for Ukraine.
Just curious, do you get 10¢ for every metaphor you write or something?
Man, they’re going at it hard, every sentence has at least two in it. I haven’t seen something as cringe as this in a while.
Oh, bless your heart. If I had a nickel for every time someone mistook snark for wit, I’d be swimming in champagne right now. But alas, here you are, offering me a dime for metaphors like some budget literary critic.
Your attempt at banter is as flat as a soda left open overnight—uninspired and fizzless. Maybe next time, try contributing something of substance instead of playing the role of the peanut gallery’s understudy.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got metaphors to write and minds to provoke. You? Well, you’ve got… this. Enjoy!