Only Bayes Can Judge Me

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Cake day: July 4th, 2023
  • swlabr@awful.systemstoTechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th April 2025English
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    4 days ago

    The link opened up another google search with the same query, tho without the AI summary.

    image of a google search result description

    Query: “a bear fries bacon meaning”

    AI summary:

    The phrase “a bear fries bacon” is a play on the saying “a cat dreams of fish” which is a whimsical way to express a craving. In this case, the “bear” and “bacon” are just random pairings. It’s not meant to be a literal description of a bear cooking bacon. It’s a fun, nonsensical phrase that people may use to express an unusual or unexpected thought or craving, according to Google Search.

  • swlabr@awful.systemstoTechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th April 2025English
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    4 days ago

    pic of tweet reply taken from r/ArtistHate. Reminded me of Saltman’s Oppenheimer tweet. Link to original tweet

    image/tweet description

    Original tweet, by @mark_k:

    Forget “Black Mirror”, we need WHITE MIRROR

    An optimistic sci-fi show about cool technology and hot it relates to society.

    Attached to the original tweet are two images, side-to-side.

    On the left/leading side is (presumably) a real promo poster for the newest black mirror season. It is an extreme close-up of the side of a person’s face; only one eye, part of the respective eyebrow, and a section of hair are visible. Their head is tilted ninety degrees upwards, with the one visible eye glazed over in a cloudy white. Attached to their temple is a circular device with a smiling face design, tilted 45 degrees to the left. Said device is a reference to the many neural interface devices seen throughout the series. The device itself is mostly shrouded in shadow, likely indicating the dark tone for which Black Mirror is known. Below the device are three lines of text: “Plug back in”/“A Netflix Series”/“Black Mirror”

    On the right side is an LLM generated imitation of the first poster. It appears to be a woman’s 3/4 profile, looking up at 45 degrees. She is smiling, and her eyes are clear. A device is attached to her face, but not on her temple, instead it’s about halfway between her ear and the tip of her smile, roughly outside where her upper molars would be. The device is lit up and smiling, the smile aligned vertically. There are also three lines of text below the device, reading: “Stay connected”/“A Netflix Series”/“Black Mirror”

    Reply to the tweet, by @realfuzzylegend:

    I am always fascinated by how tech bros do not understand art. like at all. they don’t understand the purpose of creative expression.

  • swlabr@awful.systemstoTechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th April 2025English
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    5 days ago

    This might be tangential/way off-topic and more MoreWrite material than stub, but anyhoo:

    Acronym-based misinformation campaigns I would like to seed:

    1. Internet debate clubs should start using “ASMR” to mean “A steel man risk”
    2. Opus dei, the absolutely real sect of the catholic church most famous for being the villains in the fiction IP “the Da Vinci Code”, is in fact the DEI branch of the catholic church.
    3. The company KFC has been commissioned by the Chinese Government to use FLG in its marketing, standing for “finger licking good” to drop Fa Lun Gong in search rankings for FLG.

    If I think of more I’ll post them.

  • swlabr@awful.systemstoTechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th April 2025English
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    5 days ago

    Putting philosophy talks at a music festival is one of those ideas you come up with to try and sound smart, cool, and edgy, but as a high schooler who has never done drugs nor been to a live show before.

    Anyway I went through the lineup summaries on the wikipedia page, two notes:

    1. No Jay Shetty! His particular brand of grift philosophy and thinly veiled clout chasing would fit in exactly at this sort of event. Then again, this festival might actually be beneath him, as he hangs out with hollywood a-listers.
    2. The lineup noticeably hits its turning point into a nosedive when they start hosting Pinker in 2018.
  • swlabr@awful.systemstoTechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 27th April 2025English
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    6 days ago

    I’d also like a primer! That being said, I decided to take 1 minute of psychic DOT and looked at his profile. His Bio:

    Perennial outsider. Cancelled by both sides. Pro-America. Anti-Communist. Anti-Fascist. Based af. Liberty First! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    Chud shit. At best, he’s a Pinker-esque centrist (and therefore a cryptofascist). At worst, a Nazi. My bet is Nazi.

    Scrolling through some of the tweets, it’s clear that:

    • He is a Zionist, and therefore a fascist
    • He is currently in a twitter feud with Cernovich
    • He believes in some kind of “Woke Right” that will apparently destroy the GOP if left unchecked (read: un-killed)
    • Yarvin wants to adopt him

    Not a great guy, it seems!

    E: at the very surface of his tweets, he takes every opportunity to denounce fascism. What he is really opposed to is authoritarianism, or more specifically, dictatorships. Normal chud shit.