Driving around on a bike that would get ticketed for too low speed and killing everything and everyone that I come across (Days gone).

https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Timber_Wolf_(Mad_Cat)

Could be a lens effect that distorts the proportions of the bike, the front looks a bit weird.

That lumber ramp looks really sus

Yes, always

Yeah, settings->advanced->media viewer

Is that a piece of plywood

Look at his arm, the gun is in front of him.

I want to be hugged by a giant swole duck

But why would a centaur weat pants