“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!”

Literally old man yells at cloud

I think it’s the same principle that led to the slogan “Nobody ever got fired for choosing IBM”. It’s a list of checkboxes that someone can present to investors and get money.