rafflesia [she/her, doe/deer]

more like voteblueskkky

pivoting to a new strategy of replying to job rejection emails with a zip bomb

www.apologize.lol

I hate these fuckers so much

How innovative of them to use patent trolling to release the hello world tutorial project of every game engine since 2014. This shit is beyond parody

if god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Ellison’s prediction of AI-driven surveillance will rely on the development of powerful hardware, but shortages of AI-acceleration components like GPUs could slow them down.

I’m doing my part to fight the panopticon by building a decadent gamer rig

actually, I’m a very well-regarded music critiquer with many accolades. check out my collab with fantando

I care. because pearl jam sucks

opened the blinds on the window behind my bed for the first time in a while and a huge wasp nest is nestled between the two window panes.

they’ve definitely been there at least a month or more so I guess if they haven’t bothered me by now i’ll just try to forget they’re there.

That sounds vile so I’m not going to watch it but is his podcast fucking called club random? Channel Awesome-tier name wtf

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ton of people around me just let their dog roam around the neighborhood and shit all over the place and this one little ratty dog I’ve personally seen almost get squashed by a car multiple times so my answer is a resounding outdoor dogs bad.

and they all somehow require an mspaint visual guide like he’s john madden

Man I keep seeing clips of this guy around and was immediately put off by his I’m-so-smart-and-cool affectation straight out of the bowels of an undergrad compsci program so I’m glad he’s also tangibly a loser nepo baby liberal grindset failson too. And worse, a streamer.

Craniometric scans have detected Occidental Haplogroup B4 presence, adjusting ham sandwich prices accordingly…

Seems like a boss who respects real go-getters, so I’d hand deliver my application. Taped to the backside of a brick.

Oh my fucking god its one thing to have to deal with the scolding but to see these shit eating libs rules lawyer and erm-acktually about how Kopmala was just following orders doing her job and thats why she she had to fight to keep those women in mens prisons and actually she’s a saint sweaty, so shut the fuck up and stay in your lane babes that’s the tea. Ermmm just cuz its evil, demonic shit doesn’t mean it’s not the law honey

Burton Erny

I opened the app earlier and the very first one I saw was some dude doing like a 5+ minute sketch whining about how leftists won’t vote for 99.999% hitler or whatever. was enough for me for today lol

woke up in an absolutely foul mood today