Almost down voted but realised its shitposting. You may have my upvote

I too like to be milked

Well if my cats going to hell I hope I do too. See you there little man!

Trump probably

Donut county

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

Society

I live in a inbred town in the UK and they just honk their horns repeatedly. I’m guessing this is the same thing

Meep meep

The weather. Its global warming, it is a real thing

Not really. I’ve been in the same boat for awhile now and I’m thinking about selling it. Ever since I built my PC I’ve never touched the console

Sure but can you kill me first? I pinky promise to kill you after

As a UK citizen, this post feels personal

Just don’t touch Kyle’s monster

30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!