isn’t that enough?

much like the fast food business does with their food waste

when i worked at burger king we were told to throw out any pre-made burgers that had sat under the heating lamp for more than 10 minutes

those burgers went into a box that was then taken out to a locked dumpster every 3 hours

there was a LOT of waste

sometimes people would try to get into that dumpster and every single time a manager would be on them immediately, always threatening to call the cops

“alarms have not yet been raised”

oh yeah?

you mean he wears ties with his turtleneck? yes cut them.

so accurate

oh this is just gold

who even has time to learn about bytes and bits and bobbles? this is 2024 gotdamit!

communism did this to him

I did the same bcoz of you

aww yiss

ew… of course. its not even surprising to hear that about any celebrity anymore

I grew up forced to go to church by one parent while the other showed no interest in church whatsoever and stayed home to watch Friday the 13th every Sunday.

At one point I got really into church and truly believed it. Then one parent died and that really fucked my shit up and I began to realize how dumb religion really is.

In college I worked with an absolutely militant atheist. He talked about 2 topics and only 2 topics, feminism and atheism, and would rip anyone’s head off that dared try to debate any of his strongly held beliefs, while also trying to convert everyone else to his way of thought.

He ripped me a new asshole one day when he asked if I was an atheist and I said no. He was incensed because he knew I didn’t believe in god, or really any religious stuff at all, but I would deign to reject atheism too. Little did he know that he was the reason I wanted nothing to do with atheism. I did not want to be so against something that I spent all my time and energy fighting against something I didn’t believe in in the first place. I don’t care if someone else believes in whatever. I don’t even care if someone is hardcore atheist. I just don’t want anyone trying to tell me to label myself and act a certain way because thats what they believe and what they think I should be doing.

never heard of him… sounds like he wasn’t a very happy person… too bad

i feel ya… i feel like i know exactly what you mean… happens to me as well and i’ve done the same thing several times too and yet somehow i’m still here… i don’t know that it ever gets easier or better or whatever, but for some reason we’re here so i guess just see it through?

my dad locked our satellite receiver down with a code when we were kids so we couldn’t watch anything but news channels and cspan and other crap we’d never watch when he and my mom weren’t home

i found the manual for the receiver, which plainly noted the built-in master code, and charged my sister $5 for the code the next time she wanted to watch mtv

and that was the end of dad locking down the satellite receiver

i also taught a friend about the cmos battery on his dad’s desktop computer. he turned the tables on his dad and BIOS locked him out of the computer.
his dad never did figure out how his son managed to become a “hacker” over night.

goddamn… its insane

they’d probably roll out the red carpet for you because you’re likely CIA or something

lol lmao even

and its still the case i guess

Narrator: It wasn’t.