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…a conservative party and a reactionary party…

…which direction do your legs bend?..face-forward full-astraddle puts your feet in the urinals at either side…

…i think if yitzhak rabin hadn’t been assassinated, the trajectory of twenty-first-century globalism would have been very different, potentially sustaining the progressive momentum mustered in the early nineties…

(not that he was personally responsible for that trajectory, but the butterfly-effect tendrils of his assassination run deep and wide)

(hi matt damon.)

…five f*ckin’ blades, man…

https://hannahats.com/collections/hats

…remember: if the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy…

…i wear my driving cap backwards so i can see the open sky in my field of view, otherwise it defeats tne entire purpose of dropping the roof…plus, i suppose it’s also less-likely to blow off without a brim up front to catch the wind when i look upward…

…i started taking finesteride when i noticed my scalp burning after a day at the track; it’s worked well-enough that i only need caps when i’m driving top-down, to prevent tangled hair…

(the day i bought my hat)

(three years later)*

*and it’s not even the same hat!

…i really wanted an EV1 in the late nineties: general motors and the american automotive industry conspired to make certain that domestic market would never incubate, and as a result i’ve resolved never to buy a vehicle from any of their co-conspirators…

…do you think he’s been caught up in the pedo-asset honeypot?..

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