Thiel’s Thrall and Mr. Chūnibyō himself sitting on our big wet boy’s shoulders like shitty shoulder devils.

Tbf the man’s brain is practically soup at this point.

There’s also an ancient chud meme that still goes around that panhandling is more profitable than most jobs.

To be fair this one does seem like a goal for capitalists.

Welcome back by the way.

Why did he put homeless in scare quotes? Is there some kind of chud conspiracy that homeless people are actually just crisis actors?

People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!

Biden is beholden to feckless auto worker unions…

They’re feckless but also have the president under their thumb. Makes sense.

settler colonists are trained from birth to advocate that bygones be bygones

Ugh I immediately thought of how reporters were asking the victims of the Charleston Church Shooting immediately after if they forgave the killer.

That’s right folks… The people telling you to “touch grass” don’t know what a sunset is. Reality is a bigger threat to satirists than any A.I.

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O’s.

Gee if only some drone-happy milquetoast centrist hadn’t put Blithering Biden on the national stage in the first place we wouldn’t be having this problem.

Usury, proselytizing, and being a

Love him or hate him you have to admit no one has worked nearly as hard as Elon to dismantle the myth of meritocracy.

REMAIN CALM INITIATING ANTI-AVIAN REVENANT PROCEDURES REMAIN CALM.

Luckily dodged the Marburg virus but my rapidly growing jaw thinks it may have activated the Habsburg virus.

I watched the Animorphs TV series for the first time like two days ago. It’s kind of incredible.

Critical support to the clumsy aide who accidentally knocked her phylactery off her desk.

Yes a school were tuition is 50K a year is a communist mill. Apartheid Clyde has to have some of the dumbest fans on the planet.

I CAN’T ENJOY MY TREATS IF THE DEVS AREN’T SUFFERING! These malcontents have no ideology outside of hating women. If you don’t really follow politics fine whatever I can some what understand being apathetic about unionization but to be actively opposed to laborers getting more agency is wild.

People don’t talk about the war on educators enough. I guess when literally everything else is going to shit it just fades into the background.