My coworker took leave to get back surgery because her back was messed up and she was always in pain.

Now she can hardly walk after massive complications and multiple surgeries.

Anyone I’ve ever met who had a back surgery say that they wish they never did it. It could be confirmation bias on my end.

BUT she told me that she wishes so badly that she would have just pushed through the pain. She was fully functional and working a pretty active job. Now she sits at a desk somewhere part-time.

Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.

Excuse me? I think you are talking about a penis. Sorry to say.

Ahhhhh thank you! That makes wayyy more sense.

I don’t get the “lust” one. Does it have wine in it? Is it just supposed to be someone’s singular ball?

This is such an awesome concept.

Isn’t this a thing just for the parents?