Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

Rock Lobster by the B-52s?

Wahoo, I’m on a role!

Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra

Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones?

The real romance story is always in the comments.

the Bacon Centre of Excellence

I’m sorry, but what.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Kijiji is very hit-or-miss, but you can find good stuff. Not sure of the market penetration in your area, but VarageSale may be worth trying.

Old phones stay hydrated.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

Where’s the beef?!

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That’s my regional variation.

Beat me to it.

I am in this meme and I don’t like it.

I observed that crazy transition too. I think the big question was whether it was coincidental/series of unfortunate decisions/mistakes that led to it, or if it was a concerted effort by a group.