Where did you get the figure of 2 for the anonymity set of Monero (that has other privacy features that you forgot to mention)? Maybe you are oversimplifying a complex problem.

Actually XMR is rocking now!! What is the meaning of this post ?

here is mine 0x99b99902D3AC4c649B6806EbB5C45AF2Da2f6857

It really depends on what you are stealing…if it’s a stablecoin or a shit/memecoin I would swap it too on a DEX for ethereum, for the sake of simplicity. If you steal bitcoin, litecoin or similar, Monero could be an option.