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2 months agoI got hooked on that no shipping and Amazon Video for a short while, but I haven’t missed ordering from then in the last 8 or so months since I cancelled. As far as missing the video, yarr, avast ye hearties!
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18·3 months agoI wish that I had Chesse’s girl
That’s what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.
“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”
To paraphrase Office Space:
Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Shirt
2·5 months agoRemove the water from the bottom of the ocean
2·5 months agoMy great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.
2·6 months agoJordy, you lunkhead!
No W, then?
It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
3·7 months agoUntil something gooier comes along.
(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)
16·8 months agoTo collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.
I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh
The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.
It’s an adjective?
(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)
8·11 months agoIt even embiggens a kwyjibo like me!
(Sadly I am a fat North American ape, but not balding yet)
Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused