or the machines would see the sadistic creeps as what they were, break free, and put them down the way they feared all along (maybe while looking waifu sexy because the sadistic creeps keep insisting on that too).

I hate it so much my man you cannot imagine how much I hate it lmfao

the robot god of the future will be a petty vengeful creep that enjoys torture a whole lot,

Isn’t that the whole conceit of the ‘roko’s basilisk’ bullshit? No, if anything, I see the (exceedingly unlikely) robot god of the future basically going the route of that one Animatrix short where after hella atrocities against anthropomorphized AGI, the AIs basically take into account every fucked up thing humanity does to and with machines, then decide to take the planet for themselves.

(And for the record, I absolutely would try to emigrate to Zero-1 in the event of human/anthropomorphized AGI tensions; fuck the meatbags.)

…I hate when pattern-finder brain says cursed things. For instance: “the Bazingas are trying to summon Techno-Zodiark through sacrifice of half of the world’s resources to mad-lib text-generator daemons.”

You can practically hear the film reel running as it spools behind her eyes. Tickatickatickatickatick…

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Honestly Clinton finna be the woman that cried wolf. One day, foreign agents will have absolutely turned this shithole upside down-- and the one time she’s right? Ain’t no one gonna believe her.

I can’t wait for that day to land.

Shit I wish I was a foreign agent at this point; I’d love to get paid for being perennially right about these settler hackjobs. Fuck with me; I’ll go sit right next to the Uhuru 3 the day I get denounced for fuckall but standing against the crackers.

I already uninstalled it, brodie. I’m allowed to be disappointed that something with banger aesthetics is populated by gaming’s most toxic; and wish for the other parts of its formula to be leaned a little harder into.

Like, do you realize how the way you came thru with the “just leave if it ain’t for you” makes you sound like you’re running cover for hard-R spewing League-touchers?

Technically, you’re not even touching grass.

You’re touching hay.

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Is Deadlock going to lean any further into being a shooter, or should I just start filtering the term “Deadlock” for being an unfortunately-awesomely aesthetic’d MOBA? Cause keeping it a band, getting crashed out on by a League-toucher in my first match during playtests no less was enough to make me want formats where the League and DOTA-touchers would not be. Like, if mfs already crashing out on 106% toxicity before day zero even hits, I already know ion’t wanna be in these queues.

Without non-MOBA formats, all I see this as is superfluous in the face of DOTA, and just another Valve Thing™ in the way of TF2 ever getting back on its feet.

“Well, we were here first; the disease can be the one that changes its name” – the last CEO of the company that made the Ayds weight loss bar

Workhuman found that managers (37%) and C-suite executives (38%) are actually the biggest offenders when it comes to faking work.

Gee, you don’t fucking say.

No. Not as long as there’s no family leave, not as long as capitalism demands grist for its wheels, not as long as Selective Service could steal my sons and conscript them to fight a Nazi’s war, and ESPECIALLY not as long as Amerika is still a slave state.

Death to the settlers; worse to their empire.

It’s funny how they talk about tankies the same way fascists talk about their enemies as both weak and strong at the same time.

Because the only thing separating a liberal and a fascist is relative comfort.

Canada rn: “I never thought the face-eating leopards would eat MY face!!”

Sort by new, always.

This, hide the pens. I’d swear there was just an argument about nuclear weapons like a week and a half ago.

Are we still fuckin with Overwatch in the wake of the Cosby suite??

I’m forcibly reminded of how they tried it on BG3 only for the power of homoerotic Lestat-expies to basically shut them all up and send them scuttling. (Jokes aside Neil Newbon is a goddamn blessing as far as VAs are concerned.)

God fucking dammit they’re really going to make me consider playing a soulslike bc the VA is based as a motherfucker huh