Oh! That’s what’s going on. I thought people were just writing non sequitur alt-language posts

Roy got a better ending. Owned his own construction company and married someone who (presumably) wasn’t dallying with a coworker

I feel like most voters with low civic knowledge assume the president does everything. You know, the “Biden made inflation happen” types.

gorilla warfare

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I’m very entertained by the idea of an IRL Tower of Babel, where 100+ different languages are represented in one giant tower that was built so everyone could talk to what many regard as God’s representative on Earth

Yeah, I can see the logic of voting yes in “maybe if we have an actual vote the separatists will actually shut up”

There’s a bevy of “idle” games that are all about that. One if the most popular is literally called Numbers Go Up Idle

Family bought a secret milk fridge

Don’t let someone else be the protagonist of your story

Twitter warning:

https://x.com/bofrench/status/2099118916282810552

Basically saying the UT student section has too many brown people

Why does everything have to be?

If fossil fuel prices keep skyrocketing, renewable forma of energy are going to suddenly be a lot more economical

0.0045% of the time they’re talking about a ouija board

I have a hard time faulting people for following a doctor’s recommendation if that’s what was going on.