Good luck with that.

Was laufen die Leute auch einfach so auf der Straße rum. Das gehört sich verboten!

What have pigs ever done to deserve this?

Putin never had a strategy and he doesn’t have one now. He’s just trying to survive day to day. Ending the war would likely result in the overthrow of his regime so he’s going to cling on for as long as he possibly can, consequences be damned.

Just because someone had some good ideas a long time ago, doesn’t mean, every idea they have is good.

The flood will happen but the city will be just as unprepared as the last time and it certainly won’t be relocated.

Looks yummy!

Yeah, that’s totally going to happen.

Textbook enshittification.

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but no money sure as hell buys unhappiness.

Way to deal with demographic collapse.

How nice of him to unite the country in these politically divided times.

This article is complete bullshit. What they probably meant is that it can switch between energy input and output within milliseconds, which is realistic. Whoever wrote this lacks a basic understanding of the technology.

Or at the very least their dignity.

Skandal so was! Und die Regierung tut mal wieder rein gar nichts!

The purpose of cops is not to reduce crime.

Depends on the type of wall this thing is stuck to. If it’s a concrete wall, you’re pretty safe. If it’s one of those American houses made from cardboard, you’re in trouble.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Due to the failure of this company to continue enriching the owner class, we are obliged to activate the self destruct on this aircraft in ten seconds. We apologise for the inconvenience and thank you for flying with Spirit Airlines.

I only ever use a terminal based editor for making quick edits of config files, so nano works just fine for me.

Word!