crystaline_porpoise [none/use name]

its probably nothing

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like “DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!” but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic

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Hey, Reddit. Hows it goin?

In China, South Korea and Japan, women in large numbers are stopping dating men and entering into romantic relationships with AI.

I just got a free Yamaha PSR-36 for helping my friend’s grandma with her garage sale. I’m like 90% sure I’m gonna make some sick dungeoncore soundtrack with it.

If I can actually motivate myself to record between work I’ll share it with yall, because holy shit it sounds sick.

Nice emphasis on forced. If Trump went into a coma on the debate stage like Biden did and hundreds of millions of people saw it live and were like “wow what the fuck” then Fox would have had to do the same thing.

I mean its not like Biden has enjoyed perversely distorted and favorable coverage from every single liberal media outlet on every imaginable fucking issue including a motherfucking genocide for 4 years, Covid, border policy, labor law, debt forgiveness, etc and yes, his obviously melting brain which we knew about for forever and yall were all like “NUH UH, NO, NO NO SHUT UP!!!”

thanks for reminding me i have this megaman game on my phone emulator

the xenomorph. every time i see her impale someone with her tiny second mouth or bleed acid im like “hahahaha slay queen! literally me!”

first they came for the bucket chicken family meal, and i did not speak up

We see basically the same arguments with China, though even the most deranged westoids get that China’s GDP is high. But the same dissonant claims about their economy being about to collapse even though they are single handedly undermining US hegemony, their tech being behind even though they apparently live in a tech ruled surveillance state, etc.

love the idea of some 90 year old veteran cursing dead soldiers because they took his parking spot