Since I feel safe assuming you’re in the Midwest lol…looks like you’ve got yourself a Cooper’s Hawk, likely. They look like red tailed hawks from the front but a little bit smaller, but the big clue that says Cooper’s is the stripey tail feathers. Three well-defined stripes, to be exact, with a white edge at the very tip of the tail.
It’s not just waking any random people up either, but the crowd of ‘fuck you I got mine’.
I didn’t realize I was so spoiled. On mine, the 1, 2, and 3 buttons add 1-3 minutes, respectively. And I don’t have to hit start either. I want a minute I press 1, done. 90 seconds would be 1 and +30, two button presses.
Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.
Now get off my lawn.
I don’t want to brag, but at 8 years old I could read.
you are now manually breathing
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It was Lewy Body Dementia, I remember because my grandma had it. It’s non-hereditary thankfully, but just as debilitating as Alzheimer’s.
I like ‘bob’s your oyster’ because both original phrases are nonsensical to me. Is there a word isometric to portmanteau but for phrases / idioms?
You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard.
You really have a way with words 😂
Okay those are pretty dope though, come on.