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Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That’s why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

I remember crash bandicoot saying something along these lines back in the late 90s/early 00s…

The worst timeline.

“I can vouch you for that.”

Fantastic.

Not even the UK as it looks like Scotland and Northern Ireland are left out. Not even all of Britain as the western shore isn’t included??

I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

“Gotta see a man about a dog.”

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

More like ashen lake from DS1

An album often looked overlooked but I could say my fav.

Pretty sure the people who think evolution is a crock just don’t understand biology, whether to shit teachers or defunct critical thinking.

This image reminds me of Modest Mouse’s Dramamine.

James Baxter!!

And we can throw a party! We’ll call it Lemon Party Day!

Finally saw one in person a week ago and they are so much uglier in person. Pictures don’t do em justice.

Not sure if you read it yet. 4 months later… I have been locked out of my lemme account until recently and this is my curious yellow tat I got about 3 weeks ago…

Oil does help pasta not stick together. Ya just gotta ice shock the pasta THEN add a bit of olive oil and give it a toss. I think the misconception comes from adding oil to the water.

Source: 20 years in service industry. I wouldn’t even want to know the tonnage of pasta I have served through the years…

E: the oil thing is for bulk pasta. I’m gonna cook off a couple pounds and portion them out for when I need exactly 6 or 10 ounces of pasta for a dish. Throw the portion in a pasta caulinder to quick heat it up and toss in whichever sauce/dish I have prepared.

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Own a house. I finally start making decent money and can save but it’s nothing to what I would need for a mortgage. On top of that if I do finally bite I can’t guarantee my income if I chnlange jobs which could be a thing. I just want to own and have a yard so I can get a dog. My shitty apparetment doesn’t have space or commodities for it and rent keeps going up.

Kookaburra sitting on the electric wire, jumping up and down with his pants on fire, stop kookaburra stop kookaburra… I forget the last line.