Don’t forget the terminal entries telling the story at you

I hate that this would work on me. I already feel the pull, I want to enter the arcade. It has coffee and bright lights

Maybe he can travel back in time a few hundred years and die as a baby

That wasn’t a joke suggestion? Never heard of that where I’m from. Does your magical land of fire safety also have fire-resistant cladding and insulation?

Angel Michael Sex Cult

(But no gays allowed tho)

“Cheers pal, straight to the British Museum. Come, you can read the plaque about how the recipes used to be yours.”

If you’re not eating a croque monsieur for lunch, that’s your fault, and you deserve to be miserable

Radicow

Reading a book from an author that’s run out of ideas

Good thing Gurm still has loads of great ideas, Winds of Winter will be incredible, and I’m sure it’s coming any day now!

It goes so hard. Horrific death scene, absolute bop of a theme song

Well, what did they think?

sao is better than 1 piece

“Oh, I just remembered. It’s minnow season.”

It’s surprisingly well ventilated, lots of hidden air holes in the bottom near my mouth, and it doesn’t tend to get too hot. I’d say I prefer it to the standard face masks from covid, breathing-wise. Tends to be cool here anyway

Worst aspect is the dark lenses, helps with bright lights and sunshine, but in the evening it can be hard to see

I’m actually really grateful for it, it helps reduce my extreme social anxiety. I also use a Venetian half mask as part of a masquerade look, and that has the same effect

Sorry, I know none of this is interesting

I cosplay a plague doctor all the time? I don’t really have anything too interesting to say about it tho, sorry

Oh is that what’s happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean “No please stop it you can’t ahh”

Every crime is a hate crime when you hate crime.

Can’t even say werewolves anymore.

Because of woke 😔

Fucking Everton of politics

Fuck the tories