NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Look folks, the DEMOCRATS are the ones who SNIFF BUTT. And if they win the election all of America is gonna be sniffing THEIR butts! It’s no good!

Margot, thank you so much for coming to my Reddit AMA. First of all I’d like to say I think you’re a beautiful, beautiful woman. I would love to spend a night with you. Second of all, the Fake News Liberal Media are obsessed with spreading falsehoods about hard working Americans like you and me.

Would love to spend a night with you!
-DJT

Very funny!

This “Q” is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don’t need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We’re going to do it with American grit. Got it?

Well here at Mar-a-lago we’re constantly keeping our buffet options fresh, so I can’t really recommend something since the menu is always evolving. What I can tell you is that the food is delicious. Try some of everything! It’s all Trump quality!

I’ll tell you what I’m specially interested in: FINALLY ENDING THE DEMOCRATS FANTASY OF DESTROYING AMERICA!!!

What a spread. Beautiful, beautiful image. God Bless The United States!

You’re a JOKE, Robert! I’ve seen your golf scores. They’re not good. You might act like a tough guy but there’s a reason you weren’t invited to the debate!

Cheetos? Yeah, I like cheetos. I used to keep them stocked in Trump Hotel. Chester the Cheetah was an important figure in America for a long time. Before all this woke nonsense took over.

The Trump Farm Bill was the greatest Farm Bill in American history, and was an important part of Making America Great Again. Unfortunately the Democrats are intent on undoing the good work the Trump Presidency has done for the American People!

Crooked Hillary? She’s irrelevant. It’s yesterday’s news! Get this woke nonsense out of my Presidential face!

Me? Liberal? You need to get your brain checked out. By a brain doctor or something. That’s not right… that’s not true at all. Whatever.

The only thing a master of the Art of the Deal like me is concerned with is 10. The rest can fall where they will. That’s called doing business. I’m a businessman, you know. It’s true! The crooked democrats they all try and say I’m not a real business man or that my businesses are failing but if that were true don’t you think I’d be scrambling to save my business instead of running for president? Look, I don’t wanna run for president! But the crooked democrats give me no choice!

Haha well let me tell you my friend. I am no wojak - That’s for sure! No sir I am NOT! If anything I would be the Chad! Did you know that? A LOT of people say that about me. “Mr. President Trump, sir” They still call me Mr. President because they know the democrats stole the election from. “Mr. President Trump, sir, you are a Chad” is what they say to me. It’s true!

Robert Kennedy? No, now listen I- he- I’d rather he… I’d rather debate the worm! That’s right. The one that ate his brain. That happened you know. He let a worm eat his brain. No, Mr. Kennedy is no good.

This is a really excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Thank you for serving our incredible country, The United States of America.

Trust me, when I become President of the United States you will have your choice of women. They won’t be able to resist you. It’s true! When they find out you’re a patriot who helped restore America to it’s former glory no woman would ever reject you. That’s the Trump Guarantee.

I’m no “comrade” of yours. Vile communists like you are the reason we need to Drain the Swamp and Make America Great Again!

I appreciate Mr. Xi’s support, but I will NEVER abandon my country! GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!

I guess a loser like you wouldn’t understand!

Listen buddy - The only “LLM” you should be worried about is the Looney Liberal Media!!!