Where else have I seen something like that recently?

See, that’s a double negative, so the “no’s” cancel each other out, therefore you are left with a terrorist organisation

Obviously that depends on the size of the lemon. You can probably fit about 376 of the small ones in your bottle, and four of the big ones

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Absolutely terrible. That’s just wrong. He gushed out the other side of his neck.

Leopard missed his face. Got him right on the neck.

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I would coat it. The timber will hold stains and look dirty pretty quickly if you don’t

Ah, I see that you have met my wife’s uncle Rudi!

WoohooOoooOooOoOo…. Barbara Streisand

Well known, confirmed liar, lies to improve personal situation

Every state’s borders are artificial. Texas was part of Mexico, should Mexico invade to take it back?

For context, for non-Australian people, the Liberal Party are Australia’s conservative party. More aligned with the right to hard right than anything that could remotely be considered liberal

The ultimate participation trophy! Won’t conservatives hate that though?

My names Big Balls and I got my ass kicked by a 15 year old girl, and daddy trump gave me a medal!

Such Ralph Wiggum energy

With the enforcers wearing masks… How do they even breathe?

I can see the GSP in his face. You did the right thing, but holy shit it’s rough.

Mincing through the bush

Yeah, I don’t hunt anymore, but always had females when I did.

My kids use galaxy buds, which have a battery life of about 8 hours. If they charge the case, they can use them for three days without a recharge.

Oooh. Where you from, you sexy thing?