Please tell me what “mentally ill” looks like, because I had a great second date but I did steal his socks (I did left mine in exchange to be fair). But now I worry he might think me unhinge.

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What do you use it with if not with headphone jack nor Bluetooth?

The body is what bugs me: I got it for an old-school feel but I found it way too light. And yeah, the buttons are not at all intuitive. I’m overall disappointed

They are so twitchy cute!! How do they not poke their eyes at the speed they are grooming each other?

I took you up on your offer, if you don’t mind

You guys are right, I’m wrong

While miss congeniality is a… movie, the op’s screenshot is from “Drop Dead Gorgeous”, which is a great satirical movie with Kirsten Dust.

I help frogs and toads cross the road during mating season and count them.

Really cool. That’s doesn’t seem like the wisest Halloween costume for a mental hospital but hey… cool is cool

Oh I didn’t see the tiny shoes

A Siamese baker!<3

Find the answer to the prompt “what is it like dating me”

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 16th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:29
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I’ll have 3 plants, 1 mushroom, and 1 butt-showing dog please (although is he incompatible with the mushroom?).

Every non German speakers get a tickle when they understand one. I feel like I’m part of a secret circle when I do

Oooouuuh my god I really rwally love it.it makes me all fuzzy and I want to be there.

When we were kids and on holidays, my parents got into a really heated argument about the name of a jam’s brand. My mom “it’s Hero!”, dad " no, it’s Delicia!". They were both so adamant, it put a real damp on the entire vacation. Finally back home they went straight to the pantry to check out the name of the jam that was called Hero Delicia. Yeah… that was dumb.