SSJ3Marx [he/him]

If UlyssesT is lurking, Star Citizen.

Well I had us scheduled for couples jousting so it’s good to see that she’s prepared.

A new species of bear develops the temperament and train-ability of a domesticated dog.

People love the domesticated bears. They’re so big and cuddly. The bears quickly become the most desired pets in the world.

Bear breeding farms sprout up all around the world where the bears are subjected to awful conditions. There’s a general outcry against this but people keep buying the bears and the cruelty doesn’t stop.

Many of the bears are abandoned by their owners when they become adults and the owner realizes how expensive feeding a fully-grown bear is. And that’s before we get into the issue of the piles of poop the animals leave behind!

Although feral bears are smaller in size than their wild cousins, their sheer numbers makes their dominance in the wilderness inevitable. Habitats are destroyed and wild bears all become further endangered as the feral bears encroach on their territory and compete for food.

Animal control in every part of the world needs its budget doubled or tripled to deal with the problem, but many governments are slow to act on the issue.

Feral bears without fear of humans become common sights in small towns and the outskirts of cities, where they reap unmitigated havoc and destruction.

The governments of the world finally respond as the feral bear populations make their way into wealthier areas, but their responses tend to punish responsible bear owners as much or more than they actually address the bear-related problems.

In America, the Supreme Court rules that the right to “bear arms” includes the right to own a bear, so the few places that manage to have sensible restrictions on ownership are forced to drop them.

Shoulda took those language lessons more seriously.

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TIL that there’s a name for it.

As much as they suck, Nintendo had the right idea when they backed off of cutting edge graphics and focused on curating a library of high quality first party titles that aren’t available anywhere else. Sony and M$ by comparison are stuck racing each other toward’s a cliff’s edge, selling locked down proprietary computers that can’t be upgraded until the time comes when they reach their crisis of overproduction and one or both of them end up shuttering their console manufacturing the way that Sega did.

Aren’t like 500 out of the last 600 days the hottest day on record of that day of the year?

I used to think I was safe cuz I lived in the mountains, but after seeing what happened to Asheville

God damn they really seem like it don’t they.

Back in 2016 the Dems at least messaged against DJT’s wall and migrant ban, so the rank and file were against it for the most part - but they went silent on it and now the line is “we wanted to build the wall but the Republicans wouldn’t let us,” so its no wonder that public sentiment is getting worse too.

the year is 2028

DJT still somehow alive and President

military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran

economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)

every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship

Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers

Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity

Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president

“if you don’t vote for JD Vance you’re voting for fascism!”

Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

okay that makes it better, I was imagining someone cleaning out their ears right next to a mic lmao

I like cotton swab and ear pick type ASMR

I read this sentence and went “ew,” so I suppose that’s why I don’t listen to ASMR.

A bunch of aspects of the battle are really vague, like why do the rebels spend time shooting at the “deflection towers” and not just all make a beeline for the trench? The movie doesn’t need to explain all that of course but that won’t stop me from picking apart every single line of dialogue and reverse engineering a more complex account of the rebel’s attack plan.

Oh I was talking about the women’s/overall champion, an American who supposedly just played for the first time last year

The only brat I’m interested in is the cheapest ones at the store

I haven’t listened to the album yet but I tend to listen to these things like six months after nobody’s talking about them anymore and I think about it and go “oh yeah I should see what all the hype was about”

they’d probably try to grimdarkify it

I mean the Eldar did communism so hard and it was so good that they created a god of pleasure so

Glad to hear that the integrity of this sport where someone from another country can try it out for the first time and become the world champion one year later is still intact!

I mean if the choice is between reservations that are controlled by American laws and have no representation, and ones that do have representation, then representation is better - but the best would be something where they get full sovereignty instead of the current system where they kinda get it but not really and especially not when a corporation wants to do something on “their” land.

Fuck that’s the reason isn’t it. The directive probably came down from Kamala herself to stop stating the obvious about conservatives because she planned to pivot harder to the right than anyone has ever pivoted before.