No, that’s Dianetics. Dialectics are a type of computer hardware from the 90’s that uses the telephone network to connect to the internet

careful with that stuff

ooh can you do me too? missed the thread last time. gimme thumbs up and i’ll dm you

mangoes, mangoes, mangoes mangoes mangoes

look, there’s the pope, he’s been blessing some apples

too many yes men from the studio forcing every little thing lucas thought up into reality. there should have been somebody to balk the first time he said “what about a child queen dynastic political intrigue plot in our pg space action movie series marketed for kids”

do you see, this junkard slave

isn’t even old enough to shave,

but he can use the force, they say

ahhh do you see him, hitting on the queen,

though, he’s just nine, and, she’s fourteen,

yea he’s probably gonna marry her, sooomedaaayyyy~

my onionbrained reflex just said versus No It Won’t

I don’t speak … whatever language that is

this is shockingly racist for a casual response to banter

fun fact Stephen King’s bionic knee is a containment vessel for a piece of Akira, if he ever steps out of line they’ll blob 'em

two months is juuust long enough to get redacted

edit: it’s weekends in jail blow me america it’s on sight you motherfucker

Big Butt Mountain in the running for Most Cheeked Up Mountain 2024, Little Butt Mountain expected to perform well in the Tasteful category

oh, so NOW you are concerned about data privacy, okay

i heard there’s gonna be seven more poison swamps than there are distinct areas in the game. the tutorial will be in the hardest most instagib poisonous swamp in the game. it’ll teach you how to parry by making you fight a slime that looks like a bubble of spit and disintegrates your character model if it touches you. then it’ll make you fight a three foot tall puke green tree that instagibs you but that you will fight periodically with little difficulty later in the game. then you’ll wake up in a different poison swamp but missing an arm (you get the arm back by resting at a campfire)

lesbian gay bus train queer (multiclass lvl 5)

idk guy preventing nuclear armageddon sounds pretty goddamned political if you ask me

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yes sorry but we meant what we said we have issued one (1) ten dollar gift card to say sorry for the outage. we have emailed the code to this gift card to all affected customers. first come, first serve, don’t say we don’t love ya

*turns to assistant, murmuring under breath* hey, cancel that ten dollar gift card for me real quick

grulpfing

intel gonna have a boeing moment

it has been the greatest honor of my life to serve as your president

suck me from the back you evil fuck, it’s joever for you