Don’t send a diving team in, they might come back with a megalodon.
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Television@piefed.social•David Letterman Calls CBS Owners “Lying Weasels” After ‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ CancellationEnglish
25·6 天前Colbert should just start his own network together with Jon Stewart. They would build an empire in no time.
Is this the time to bust out my obscure knowledge of gay duck necrophilia? The research won an IG Nobel price! (Not my research to be clear)
I will just leave this here: The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)
Pringles@sopuli.xyztoNew York Times gift articles@sopuli.xyz•60 Countries to Meet on Phasing Out Fossil Fuels but Are Excluding the U.S.
2·15 天前The US is about to find out (well, eventually I suppose) that the stone age didn’t end due to a lack of stones.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•I had to go into the office this evening for the first time in 6 months
12·20 天前Meh, you get used to it. It’s only stressful when the end of the maintenance window is approaching and you still don’t know whether you’ll wrap it up in time. The odd hours are more annoying though. Often late in the evening or during the weekend. Long weekends are actually perfect for large maintenance operations, but you (and the other people doing the maintenance) give up that long weekend in return. And I learned over the years that a compensation day during the week does not equal a weekend day, because you can’t do anything with your buddies for example or when you want to sleep in, there might be roadworks in front of your house.
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news@lemmings.world•Democratic Presidential Hopeful Rahm Emanuel Breaks With Washington on Israel: 'No More U.S. Blood or Blank Checks'English
9·23 天前Another retirement age candidate. It’s really time for the boomers to just fuck off already in politics.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in spaceEnglish
5·26 天前Space invaders: genetic boogaloo
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History Memes@piefed.social•Battle of Alesia was something else, Caesar was a madladEnglish
3·28 天前That’s actually a very interesting question. Caesar was known for his luck throughout his life, and it certainly led to him having a larger appetite for risk than his contemporaries. But a lot of that luck was also created by him being incredibly skilled at just about anything.
Another commander known for his luck, and gambles, was Napoleon. This worked out incredibly well for him (well, for a time anyway). He equally was incredibly skilled at just about anything he set his mind to and both were tireless workers.
Gambling like that is something you can do when you are confident that whatever situation you get yourself in, you’ll be able to work your way out of it. Both got into very dicey situations at times. They had the skillset and the highly disciplined troops to work themselves out of these situations (example: Napoleon losing the first battle of Marengo, realizing there was still time for a second battle and crushing the celebrating Austrians. Another example: Caesar at the battle of the Sabis managing to rally his troops after being ambushed and eventually being able to push back the Nervii. Both turned out to be crushing victories where they really should have lost.)
This is obviously a nefarious plot by George Soros.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump warns a 'whole civilization will die tonight' if a deal with Iran isn't reachedEnglish
2·1 个月前This was what I immediately thought of as well.
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World News@lemmy.world•Hungary’s Tisza plans to amend constitution to block Orbán comebackEnglish
181·1 个月前They can plan and wish all they want, Orban has made it impossible to get anything done without a 2/3 super majority in parliament and at the same time made it as good as impossible for any non-Fidesz alliance or party to win such a majority.
An example of how difficult it will be to not only rule but to stay in power: the budget council, packed with 3 Fidesz loyalists for at least the next 4 years, can veto any government budget for whatever reason. If the government is unable to pass a budget, the president (also a Fidesz loyalist) can call snap elections. Both can only be changed with a super majority. This is just one of the many legislative booby traps in the path of Tisza.
Thanks for getting this clarified
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History Memes@piefed.social•"There's no such thing as a just war-"English
10·1 个月前So for those who want to know more: this was a joke protest because the students were bored. The cited demands for the protest were: repeal the increase in the price of beer, repeal the new police uniforms because they are shit and abolish the city prison.
Source: https://frankpersblog.blogspot.com/p/stad-de-studentikoze-bezetting-van-het.html?m=1
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows 11’s push for mandatory Microsoft accounts is hitting a nerve with users who say the change complicates setup, privacy, and basic PC ownershipEnglish
27·1 个月前Windows 11 has given me so many headaches at work I have genuinely explored moving the entire corporate environment to Linux. Unfortunately it would be a massive multi-year operation that would not bring the amount of benefits required to get such a thing greenlighted. But simply the fact that I, and many peers, took a good hard look at it tells you just how incredibly shit Windows 11 is. It’s a fucking nightmare on so many levels, it’s ridiculous.
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World News@lemmy.world•US says Trump ‘interested’ in asking Arab countries to pay for war on IranEnglish
16·1 个月前The one good thing that may come out of this, is the Arab countries bankrolling and supporting Ukraine, as the Ukrainians actually help defend against the drone and missile strikes with their homegrown interceptor drones and missiles.
Unlike Russia (supporting Iran) and the US (screwing things up as a policy), Ukraine is proving valuable to them in times of need.
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Trump achieves lowest approval rating of political career in blistering new poll: report
12·1 个月前Still at 33%. Surely you can disapprove harder than that, dear Americans?
If you have really complex books with lots of story threads, I can imagine doing this. For example in Tolstoy’s War and Peace or GRRM A song of ice and fire books.
That’s why it’s called Polandball and not Belgiumball





Nonetheless, this is the first time he has openly spoken about bringing the war to an end. Until now the narrative was that it will continue until complete victory. That’s why this acknowledgement is a much more momentous statement than the actual meaning of what he said.
That being said, at this point I think the Ukrainians might keep the war going until they get complete victory. Although they are also incredibly war weary, so probably not.