I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

:(

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

When they go red(dit), I golem(my)

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

The neckussy

This is so frustrating because it will not charge the steam deck at 45w, despite being more than capable. And of course if I use a different, capable, power supply on the laptop, it complains about low wattage

Damn, that’s a deal breaker for sure

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?!

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Angel Witch - Angel Witch - Angel Witch

Why would you want whirled peas?