one of my best friends is dying. has had detiorating health for years and docs called me today that it’s the end. focusing on trying to make the rest of his time as comfortable as possible but it’s so hard knowing I’ll never see him again.
yeah she and i have already butted heads before when she dated a cop… she sure knows how to pick em.
I use bi even though I’m like 80/90% into bears, and the other chunk% is like ciswomen, fembois, and particularly scrumptious NBs
ok toner cartridge lookin asses
literally lmfao.
my sister is dating an ex-idf soldier (american who went over, colonized for a bit, and came back), which is almost worse in my opinion. I was hoping they would break up (still have a chance, they are only a couple months in and have already been on-off), but idk what I’ll say to him if i ever have to meet him.
if the first words out of his mouth aren’t “oh my god I was so young and stupid and I am spending as much time and money and energy to rectify my mistake” then my next words will make my sister probably never want to talk to me ever again lol.
I am so pumped. I’ve been telling my friends/roommates about it for a while now, and for xmas, my roommate planned a trip. Thankfully we can hit totality with a couple hour drive, so i am no sure if we will just go up that day, or do a whole weekend thing.
I am mad cuz my home town is like perfectly on the line, so they dont have to do anything, just walk outside lol.
a lot of libraries don’t do late fines, but they will charge them the fee. which is to say, they have no way of policing that, so the most they can really do is just block them from checking any more books out.
i guess girlbossing and slayqueening is illegal now…
😞
crack a beer or whatever other celebratory beverage you choose. i hope your dying moments were miserable PISS BITCH!
Anti-Twink Aktion.
can someone explain a logic that is non-kink, non-eugenecist, non-supremacist? is there? like… what
i love that they didn’t think there was color in 1979
idk if ‘embarassingly’ late, but, I assumed that doggy style was always anal, and vaginal sex was missionary for a while lol.
it’s funny because I work in the English as a Second or Other Language field and we always have to be like ‘often times, “what’s up” or “how are you” aren’t actual questions you need to answer’
The other woman who works downstairs and I have the same conversation
“good morning PPF, how are you?”
“good morning J—, im doin alright, how are you?”
and then she doesn’t even respond so I just walk away.
so moral of the story, I don’t have the experience of this video at all, except when I ask the building secretary what she’s eating for lunch.
I have the dumbest office job. I go in, walk upstairs to my office, sit in my room alone all day, leave and go home. I only ever see anyone when I need to go to the kitchen, or when I go to make a copy.
and yet it’s imperative that I go in. My boss doesn’t even work in my building. So most of the time I don’t even go in, and I never tell him. Barely even talk to him unless it’s an emergency.
I like that i don’t have to deal with anyone, but it’s so dumb that they really want people in the space…
obviously Goldemon for the communism.
but!
all of the angels could abduct me and i would gladly live in the arms of mommy dom Angewomon while twink lucemon serves me grapes and magnaangemon rubs my feet and lets me touch his pecs as they all fan me with their wings…
When people talk about a two state solution, I always remember the tweet that’s like 'two palestines? seems like overkill, but i like where your head’s at"