NoEyed [none/use name]

Going on Joe Rogan to talk about how this is cool actually

Not impressed by this particular orb but if they build an even bigger one I’ll consider worshipping it.

Not reported in the Post article but he coffin flopped during the funeral and his body was fully nude.

Musk installed Space-X brand pipes to guarantee crystal clear tap water and gave everyone free Neuralink subscriptions

I checked my personal economic reports and they’re still shit

Henry Kissinger was trying to create his own Webway but suffered an injury when his psychic shield was broken by Magnus the Red.

Thankfully I’m immune to this problem because my CPU is too old to run it at all

All my missiles are farm to table

Here lies Neil Gorsuch

Pancaked by a big rock

That was Pelosi, who unfortunately is still alive.

I was at a party once and Bernie was there and he said to me that a woman could never be president. This is a real thing that happened.