Star Trek Origins. All roles played by Jeffrey Combs.

Time 2 get ready for this

Before you are two doors. One leads to your son Alexander. The other to a room of barrels.

It diverges into the quantum realm of misheard lyrics.

You can lead a horse to Chinese food but you can’t make them eat it.

GG

Trek Wars. Not to be confused with the 1994 cinematic masterpiece that is Tek Wars.

5 second rule.

We all love you, GAMERA!

To boldly rim where no one’s rimmed before.

Choke in my ass

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.

^FU

They’ve gone plaid, no wait, they’ve gone taupe!

“But what about Sunday, the day of rest?” Oh you mean Taco Tuesday?

One of the things of all time.