Well, the binder in front of him has only two pages and both of them are blank. So… Yeah, probably real.

It was probably like the talks about a Ukraine war ceasefire. Y’know, the ones where Ukraine wasn’t present.

Don’t forget paedophilia. Pedos are apparently not a deal breaker.

To the surprise of …?

Don’t forget the bloody hand and foot prints. Totally normal.

And that the suspect is in custody and not dead.

That IS a damn cute frog, tho.

Why are there 11 fingers?