The only thing that can stop a rogue state on a rampage is another rogue state. We should give DPRK peacekeepers full authority to demilitarize “Israel”.

i dunno dawg, people like Grusch are talking about ‘extradimensional’ beings now, it’s getting very silly

anytime I hear an interview with one of these modern ufology guys¹ (who are always alarmingly close to the US military or intelligence and for some reason brag about it?) it’s all bluster and technobabble with plenty of appeals to authority like: “this one guy is a scientist, so when he says UFO’s are real, they must be!” or “this active psyops officer told me that the US definitely has super secret alien tech”

some of the declassified videos are a bit funky, but honestly I think it’s more likely that a blob moving at physics-defying speeds is actually just a camera artefact, an illusion or an insect, than actually breaking the laws of physics.

¹ Luis Elizondo is formerly Army Intelligence, David Grusch is USAF intelligence, Tom DeLonge is running an org called To The Stars Academy which receives funding from and works with the US military and was literally founded by Jim Semivan, ex CIA, Avi Loeb got his start in science through the IDF Talpiot program (but at least he’s doing some real science sometimes), etc etc

and if you want that in normal numbers instead of freedom units, a good guideline is 2% salt in bakers percentages, meaning 2% of the dry weight (so a loaf made with 500 grams of flour would need 10 grams of salt)

Pictured above: The entire Estonian Army

“Let’s assume, for the sake of the argument, hypothetically, that I am a pig pooping on my own balls. How much turd would land on my testicles? Now multiply that by 5 to the fifth power (to account for my very large butthole) , and that’s how much dung actually rests on my dong.”

The company has fabricated stories, including claims that Europe will face power outages and a shortage of fever-reducing medicine, which will result in “a surge in child mortality,” according to a draft of an influence campaign.

The medicine thing literally happened though? perhaps a global pandemic (that we have now completely memory-holed) has had an impact on the availability of medicine?

and power did get prohibitively expensive for many people? Dastardly Russians with their accurate reporting of current events.

“Why do the Russian intelligence services feel the need to remind westerners that nuclear war is a bad thing? Is it because we are worshipping at the altar of Death and no longer fear the warm embrace of Hellfire? NO! the russians are trying to steal our bodily fluids!”

Listen, we should fake a catastrophic collapse, send all the billionaires into their bunkers (if they do not have a bunker, the state will build them one). Once they’re siloed off, control all information coming into the bunkers to maintain the illusion of the apocalypse. Meanwhile, we clean up the world and dismantle any vestiges of capitalism, build utopia etc., at which point we make contact with the now feral remnants of the billionaire class, tell them everything we did, show them around a wonderful world free of want and pain, make them confront the fact that they were the ones holding humanity back.

The last thing you see before getting devoured by a pack of autonomous robot dogs

nah its a pretty hinged position to take if you want to isolate and destroy Russia+China, make all their friends into your friends, so you can feed your friends (formerly their friends) into the woodchipper of proxy war.

its called Effective Altruism

I don’t even try to make money off weapons production, that would take away valuable resources from our brave defenders of democracy. Instead I donate directly to Raytheon and Boeing, get a tax refund from that and then donate the tax refund to Palantir

Surviving several hundred assassination attempts because your would-be murderers are incompetent losers

honestly I think the world was just a very different place back when they had their most successful operations. The US had a massive technological advantage over the often very unstable former colonies and war-torn countries rebuilding after the war, borders were looser, electronic surveillance not really an option for many third-world countries. Like, back then, a CIA hit squad could just bring a bunch of guns on a commercial flight, sexually harass the stewardesses, get drunk and pop a few quaaludes, assassinate an African head of state and be back on base by lunch. Can’t do that anymore, because of woke.

anyway

probably planning war crimes on a scale previously unthinkable, nuclear exchanges, biological warfare etc.

the US will probably kill 100 million Chinese and then beg the CPC for mercy when faced with an army of a billion

Putin wanted to be a western lapdog so bad he even asked to join NATO and helped the Americans wage the War on Terror. The West didn’t accept that, because they wanted every non-western country to be absolutely subservient and exploitable.

The liberal anti-communist wants to restore worker power and internationalism? The multi-billionaire that only pays lip service to communist aesthetics to maintain support among the older nostalgic generations wants to abdicate power to a system of democratic centralism?

The UN is Chinese Hamas

there were always tripcode users (basically verified users even though it wasn’t really verifiable) on 4chan, they posted the most cringe things and were hated by everyone, so pretty much the same as blue-checks. Q of Qanon fame was one of those.