That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Don’t worry, the camera sees you.

No thanks. My house key got scratched up by Portugal

Is this the new COVID variant?

“Can you confirm you understood that message?”

You… don’t???

But what if they’re really just concerned about you as in: “Human, stay away from that poison!”

Maybe it’s friendly? Giant mushy friend!

My dog is humping my leg… What is it trying to say?

About 1600 feet away from this is a new restaurant called the “Thai Tan”

We’re going to hear the word Chilli used when the dishwasher broke.

“Ok, pull up the wikihow article about taxidermy”

“glow up.”

Alternative plot point: The hero/es keep traveling back in time because everytime they kill a potential Nazi leader, someone worse ends up taking its place. We are left with the timeline where Hitler eventually takes that spot because it’s considered the “best”/“least destructive” timeline.

Always has bean.

… or a work from home arrangement

Where are the days? I haven’t beaned in 3 poops!