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3 months ago
Leftist sleeper agent “Sleepy Joe” has passed the torch to me, and soon I shall be in position, my comrades! Trust the plan!
KamalaHarris [she/her]
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Cake day: August 11th, 2020
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55·3 months agoDon’t worry, there’s plenty more where that came from!
I said months ago that I was planning to continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors:
I’m happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I’m ready for this, I’m ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!
https://hexbear.net/comment/4587926
See? Nobody should be surprised by this.
10·4 months ago I’m the queen power walking across the 4D chess board, baby!
No, my time has come!
My loyal KHive fans at Hexbear.net have been a boon to me over the years. I truly appreciate all of your support!
My time has come, nerds!
Dad always said you can’t change the system from the inside but I’m about to be
!
32·4 months ago
I’ve been a loyal VP for four years and this is how I get treated! Oh, God! What’s happening to me!
I think you mean, What’s happening to us?
Oh, shit! I must have been hit by the Havana Syndrome Gun!
The simulation is failing. We’re all figments of Sleepy Joe’s imagination. The centre cannot hold and the falcon cannot hear the falconer. Hey now, none of that!
Can you believe it’s been almost 4 years? I can’t. I feel like I should say something pithy here about time and how it passes, but I suddenly find myself drawing an uncharacteristic blank.
428·9 months agoI’m happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I’m ready for this, I’m ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!
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I’ve been here for years! Ever since I was announced on the ticket.
I’m proud of this accomplishment, obviously. This is how you protect California homeowners from wildfires. But it also highlights how little attention my work as Vice President has received. I bet you nerds can’t name a single thing that I’ve done as VP!
It might be an uphill battle for me to stay on the ticket.
some people say you fight fire best with fire
I don’t! I say you fight fire best with imprisoned laborers!