KamalaHarris [she/her]

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Cake day: August 11th, 2020

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  • sad-boi I’ve been a loyal VP for four years and this is how I get treated!

    top-cop Oh, God! What’s happening to me!

    angry-place I think you mean, What’s happening to us?

    jokermala Oh, shit! I must have been hit by the Havana Syndrome Gun!

    tromp The simulation is failing. We’re all figments of Sleepy Joe’s imagination. The centre cannot hold and the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

    volcel-kamala Hey now, none of that!







  • I’m proud of this accomplishment, obviously. This is how you protect California homeowners from wildfires. But it also highlights how little attention my work as Vice President has received. I bet you nerds can’t name a single thing that I’ve done as VP!

    It might be an uphill battle for me to stay on the ticket. obama-sad