Well from reading the 2 comments here so far now I have 2 answers: Moose jerky (size of animal), and for volume of food, in college I out-ate 3 big guys combined at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. Yay, stretchy Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome stomach 😂

There was a site I found in '98 or '99 that showed a crap graphics bubble wrap sheet and you could click them all and hear popping sounds!

Me too, but less so than having bugs crawl out my nose and my gut exploding from bacteria 😂

Cremated

When I gained a ton of weight when my thyroid acted up I got so big so fast I didn’t know the boundaries of my own body anymore, like a growing child. I was always turning around and smacking my boobs into doorways and walls - I laugh now, but it hurt 😂

Plus, they hurt for no good reason all the time anyways, hormones ig.

They really just get in the way

“You’re doing it.”

That’s what my Grappa said whenever I told him my plans, and I keep it in mind when other people tell me their crazy plans so I don’t get as worried

Your vegetables are always a little too ripe, or your burger bun is always a little soggy

That chameleon art is badass

This is as wild as when back in the day when I smoked cigarettes, when I was wiggling my fingers over the open pack choosing which one to smoke I felt like Ursula picking which poor, unfortunate soul to pluck from her collection

Feeling that everyone’s just searching for unity, even tho some ppl are going about it ass backwards and thinking they have to go thru an exclusion phase first

Haahaha, I prefer that sometimes bc I’m not spending time trying to read the description and missing out on the visuals. The “jauntily morbid” on Wednesday made me laugh tho bc it’s so conflicting, yet 100% accurate 😂

I did not know about whortleberries.

My (f42) partner (25) of almost 2 yrs is a feminine man, and I love him because of it, not in spite of it.

I grew up in a “they deserve to DIE” toxic conservative household too tho, so I understand how it makes you think the whole world is like that. I can only recommend exposure therapy to help drive home that the average person is by and large loving and accepting and would rather you be your authentic self than have you jump thru imaginary hoops leftover from your childhood.

I still refuse to wear dresses and skirts bc of the gender role trauma I experienced tho, so hopefully you can do a better job than me by the time you’re my age of shrugging all that off and being exactly the kind of human you want to be, regardless of how you were raised to do or be or not do or be certain things.

I’m glad to have met you on here, see you around!

Thank you for being a captioner! Idk how ppl pick descriptive words for music in cool ways like I’ve seen, but I think it’s great

Lol I’m not looking squirty cream up 😂😂😂

Watermelon sky! 💜

That’s sad to hear since there’s so many cool places with bakery culture near you. That’s like when I found out Houston makes New Orleans boiled crayfish wrong even tho they’re only 6 hrs apart 😂

I want this as a t-shirt

14 million ppl just from cutting USAID alone

Plot twist: you remember your “life between lives” Michael Newton’s Journey of Souls-style, and miss that home