You will for sure. Janitors today, your job tomorrow 👋

These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

Suqma ballgowns

They need to make a browser extension that changes every word on the fox website to its antonym. Then their website would be a useful news source instead of a complete failure with minimal attendance

Too soon, honey. A has-been has been murdered here. Shut your mouth or buzz off 🐝

If you zoom in and photoshop it a bit you can see it reads “MS-13” in small letters. Someone should tell trump!

Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it’s a sunny day? Couldn’t be more obvious

Exactly. Joining ice is the easiest way to show the world you’re antisocial, racist and have zero emotional intelligence. These people wouldn’t know empathy if it slapped someone else across the face

Yeah he used the word “inexhaustible”. There’s no way Trump knows any words with 5 syllables. And the long break “–” looks like something an ai would add. Trump doesn’t have enough empathy to care about the reader’s comprehension this much.

they were big fans of Wine too

Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream

Babe Ruth + Billy Ellish = Baby English

“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

I might be wrong but I think ad blocker warnings show up briefly after YouTube updates its detection methods. They vanish once filter lists catch up. It’s an ongoing cat-and-mouse game.

To reduce these warnings, update your ad blocker’s filter lists or they’ll eventually they do so automatically.

Update Filters: In uBlock Origin, open the dashboard, go to the “Filter lists” tab, and click “Update now.” Keeping uBlock itself updated helps too. Clearing cache can sometimes help. I think Firefox has better uBlock support, Chrome is toxic to adblocker integration.

This guy fucks.

A robot voice would be great, then he could be muted. Hopefully he dies before mind uploads become a thing. If not, at least the storage costs would be low.

Yep, feeling like you’re constantly in trouble constantly is one of the hallmarks of C-PTSD

In my experience this is how it feels to communicate as an autistic person

I know, right… Cluck around and find out