What!? Canada has golf courses? Well then why did this asshat travel to the Nazi States of America when he could have just stayed home?

You know, Canada should build some golf courses so people won’t have to travel down south to scratch that golf itch.

Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu’s speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that’s a bit too comic book villainous.

My guess is Hegseth is going to wake up tomorrow and the first thought in his head will be, “Oh vodka. What did you make me do this time?”

I know! Is the only way to get decent peanut butter in some countries. Guess I’m going to have to learn how to make peanut butter.

Someone spell this out for me. What’s the connection between Spice Girls and Ibuprofen?

Shouldn’t it be Lisa (Simpson) standing in front of a presentation screen? Or am I missing a meme?

Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.

They are coming for your guns now, MAGAts. Mark my words.

Huh. Maybe they both were into amputees.

Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don’t know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.

I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I’ve started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.

Compartmentalization is a helluva drug.

In Texas he’ll probably get a quick draw award. Do you know how fast those kids run? Dude must have been chomping at the bit for years to end one of those quick, little fuckers.

That’s what is called a show of force. Yes, I’ve seen Warfare.

I just feel sorry for the Kirk family. They name their kid James, and he ends up a bigot.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was kicked out of his high school’s rifle team. He tried out for the varsity rifle team during his freshman year but was rejected because he was a very poor shot. Classmates described him as a “terrible” shooter who missed all his targets badly and was considered a hazard, leading to him being asked not to return after the first day of tryouts.

There is no conspiracy here. Dude took the best shot he could to prove the haters wrong and came up short.

I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don’t care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

Let’s not forget the American playing a Russian. Clancy Brown is a great actor, but he didn’t even attempt an accent. The 80s were a wild time.

Remember that of those surveyed, 80-93% say they are better than average drivers. This high percentage is a well-documented phenomenon known as “illusory superiority” or the “above-average effect,” where most individuals overestimate their own abilities compared to others. This is why I don’t drive unless I have to.