My problem with it is that there is no objectively good music. The whole premise was bad from the start.

I can’t believe nobody’s called you out on not knowing what “objectively” means yet.

I genuinely don’t think he’s smart enough to hide anything effectively, so a warrant would prove fruitful if you could stop him from bribing anyone.

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

One of the food delivery apps labeled something “long distance delivery” at five miles. I could walk that. I didn’t, but I certainly didn’t pay someone else to drive it.

I have no advice, but the buildings look very Batman : The Animated Series, and it’s awesome.

I live in a purple (supposedly) state and my grandfather suggested at Christmas that crosses should be burned in the yards of people who had signs up for a black democratic politician. Had no fucking clue he was like that. Haven’t seen him since.

So it doesn’t have to be a blue state, I guess, is my answer.

That’s how I ended up on lemmy, but I’ve seen more new memes in the past week than I’d probably seen all month on reddit.

It was probably better before.

Dignity and Grace are strippers. It’s actually a confession.

Does the alpha male have a yucky tummy? Poor thing.

I do, and it’s not relevant to the conversation.

Adding the option is a change you’re asking to make to FromSoft’s pizza. That’s the point. It’s THEIR pizza. They don’t make a pizza with difficulty sliders. Aggro Crab and Spiders make difficulty slider pizza.

The hypothetical conversation with Sean Evans.

EXACTLY. What you’re missing is that you’re asking for alterations to someone else’s pizza rather than making your own or finding a different pizza.

Oh… you should see the comic.

Who said anything about a party or feeding anyone sauce? Playing the game is the option. I’m setting a goal for myself to get to that level. I’m getting the sauce for myself. I don’t need you to be part of the conversation.

Since I’ve seen your other reply, this got even funnier. “Do you think the entire point of pizza is sauce? What a fucking insult to cheese.”

“Pizza has sauce and cheese. People like pizza that has sauce and cheese.”

“I LOVE PIZZA, I JUST THINK PIZZA SHOULD HAVE LESS SAUCE! IT WON’T CHANGE THE PIZZA!”

That seems like a lot more work than just trying a new hobby.

The analogy doesn’t work because your philosophy clashes with someone else’s. My fun is from eating progressively spicier hot sauces to build a tolerance to capsaicin, until I can talk with Sean Evans about our opinions on General Satan’s Colon Evaporator. If you extracted the capsaicin from General Satan’s Colon Evaporator, it is no longer General Satan’s Colon Evaporator, and you can’t actually contribute to the conversation.

“Everybody” that plays in the NBA is literally on the same playing field. “Everybody” at a basketball convention likes basketball. But those are two very different groups of people.