It’s not about stopping illegal aliens it’s about “crossings” and it’s not the dems fault anyway it’s that imposing, all powerful Mexican president that’s twisting Unca Sam’s arm and Biden would much rather not make children walk through razer wire but we just didn’t vote hard enough thanks to you tankies.

Biden is the harm reduction candidate because he didn’t make my tummy upset on Xwitter the way that dang cheeto does 😡🤬

Playing with little mouse shaped toys filled with cat nip didn’t used to feel good. It does now. What is going nyan?

Turning into a cat boy? Sounds crazy, but that’s exactly what’s happening. What is going nyan? I used to drink out of a glass. Not any more. Now I drink out of a little bowl on the floor. What is going nyan?

No, this is a wooden pipe with a plastic mouth piece for tobacco. I have pipe cleaners and I wanted to use vodka to clean it but it’s easier to buy a gun here than it is to get plain vodka.

Wake me up when the VR metaverse lets you eat virtual ass with augmented tastebud sensors.

Having to clean my pipe has made me reconsider smoking.

That’s why you do a little wiggle, make sure it gets all the angles, let it spray up in there just a little even.

I just have a relatively cheap one you attach to a normal toilet but I love mine. People say you still need paper or a hand towel to pat dry but I just drip-dry like the warrior poet I am.

I really want to be radically pleasant and nice to people but then I find out they support Trump or are libertarians. The only time I reach anywhere near my ideal is when I’m high on legal weed gummies.

I don’t think my boss would like it but it’s a really cute shirt

Buying t-shirts I can’t wear to work because they say things like “I have a small penis but a big heart” just so I have an excuse to go outside.

It generated a bunch of Hexbear funkopops

I feel this a lot too. So much media seems really mean spirited, with “mature” grey morality and asshole characters. Even stuff meant for children will be full of cops shown in a positive light. I can’t even hang around furries without finding out they’re libertarian freaks. It’s like not a single damn person believes in a better world, they hate themselves and the world but lack the political understanding to be anything but misanthrope and nihilists.

Unraveling one of those comically long scrolls that’s just labeled "people I think should be executed ".

I mean drinking Baja Blast probably isn’t any better or worse for you than a little bit of antifreeze as a treat.

Well the practical application of this lack of skill is when I’m trying to buy a dildo online and underestimate the size because I’m not good at imagining how much 3 inches in diameter is.

I can play entire movies I’ve made up in my head but even though I know how long an inch is if I try to imagine what an inch by inch cube would look like in my hand my brain goes fuzzy.

My assumption was that they’d be better, but I didn’t want my pro-DPRK bias to color my opinion before I knew any better. I could imagine how being isolated and having to fight through a lot of hardships brought on my American war and sanctions could have created less than ideal social hierarchies.