“Alright guys he might be cracked.”

Attack misses

“Guys. He’s dogshit.”

canadian

You cant appease fascists by sacrificing groups of people to them. “First they came for the communists” and all that.

With the way the dems are swerving hard to the right, I could definitely see them becoming “lgb drop the t” terfs and the rhetoric currently used against Palestinians will be applied to trans people.

2024: “yeah they’re doing a genocide in Palestine, but we gotta vote for them to protect trans people”

2028/32: “yeah they’re persecuting trans people, but we gotta vote for them to protect gay people”

New new fear unlocked

When the time comes, the train will chug down the tracks and sound its mighty horn.

Dungeon rodent sees you are magic user, chases you, follows you into building, barricades door, sealing you in with him because your strength is too low to move the objects, drinks five elixirs to buff up, mana burns you and steals all your items, spawns an army of bandits using his Mythical Bandit-Summoning Flute+2, installs spyware on your system, and then juggles you in the corner in an infinite combo, softlocking you

new fear unlocked: lightning will come from the ground and shock your ass

THE EARTH IS FLAT, THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU

That one zoo that painted a donkey and tried to pass it off as a zebra were just way ahead of their time

I mean god told me she’s cool with it, so I dont know what’s taking them so long

pope said hes willing to baptise aliens, so why not robot?

Ok but could they actually make a robot pope?

Let’s be honest; anything to distract the child of an exhausted parent would inspire great happiness in them

:eric-adams:

GOTTEM

People actually forgot that Big Smoke took everybody’s order too, it wasn’t all of his order. Though in the end, he did eat all of it.