I grew up in Southern California, USA and I remember this shit in elementary school, I think.

Oh no.

It’s Creamsicle! Grr!

Oh boy a whale movie!

Cool!

Hello.

It tastes like squids.

Last night I put a chop stick in my mouth and said “Look at me I’m a narwhal” and my friend said I was being “kind of racist.”

I wrote a song!

🎶 The hip bone is connected to the whale bone 🎶
And the whale bone is connected to the—whale bone
And the whale bone is connected to the—other bone
And that’s all the parts of a whale!

Is míol mór mé!

Yeah!

She said “OK”! Yay!

I learned that LUBRIDERM is a brand developed by dermatologists. The ingredients in LUBRIDERM Advanced Therapy Lotion are water, glycerin, mineral oil, cetyl alcohol, sorbitol, caprylic/capric triglyceride, emulsifying wax, palmitic acid, phenoxyethanol, stearic acid, cetearyl alcohol, lecithin,

oww my head hurts

I found out I’m a sperm whale, which means I have teeth, not baleen, and instead of krill and plankton, I eat squids! Yay!

My friend is being sad and I’m stuck in her backpack but I’m having fun! I’m reading the back of this face wash stuff bottle!

Yay!

She doesn’t like being told that because she’s sad and doesn’t believe in herself.

Yay!

Yay!

Thanks! I hope you have a cool hat, too!