Without the image there was a short timespan where I thought you decided to kill op and adopt their kittens. I would’ve totally understood

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Ich glaube spätestens ab hier ein gewisses Interesse von Nudel an deinen potenziellen OF Inhalten herauslesen zu können. Einen Kunden hättest du also schon Mal ¯_(ツ)_/¯

In a fight badger vs tiger I’m not sure if I’d put my money on the tiger. At least the European badgers are nasty af. Golden rule: if you hit them / run them over with a car, don’t leave the car. They’re pretty sure still alive and mad as hell and you’ll regret it.

Maybe he will take the hint and stay out of the public eye after Trumpers turn on him.

Do you really believe that? I have a hard time even imagining something like that. He loves himself waaaay too much to do this. Being hated seems to be some kind of achievement for him and he’s proud of it.

Mine is also toothless by now. You are correct, my vet told my they’re using their upper denture / jaw to crush what needs to be crushed and swallow everything else.

I was told to be careful with wet food and meat because this kind of stuff can’t be crushed so it should be “bite sized” to allow her to swallow her food easily. But I don’t know if this is a general thing or if this was related to an incident when my cat nearly suffocated from a piece of sausage she greedily swallowed without chewing… She’s never been the sharpest tool in the shed, but we love her (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Another building from Hundertwasser. I like this one the most so far!

Und sie wischen dabei auch gleich ein bisschen Staub

Why are you insisting so hard on this not being really a thing? As if ignoring this kind of stuff EVER lead to any kind of improvement oO

That’s no comfort at all…

Mach Platz! Ich muss da mit meinem SUV durch du Geringverdiener!!

At least in Germany it is available on Netflix.

But be warned: the trailer attracted a legion of Ninjas who immediately started cutting onions in my living room.

Über Punkt 1 hatte ich mich eher aufgeregt, also wenn man da einen Bezug hergestellt hätte.

Yeah… I can imagine that Chlamydia has a quite distinct smell :x

The agony, when the time for your quest is running out and they are just standing in there. Just staring into the abyss for a few hours and then go to sleep (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

I was also very confused by this statement. One of my computer screens is still doing it from time to time. Seems still relevant to me

I still prefer meat crayon

Hängt für mich vom Szenario ab. Gibt heute immer noch Eltern die der Meinung sind man müsse das Kind notfalls zum Aufessen bringen oder andere mittlerweile erweisen schädliche Ansichten. Bin der Meinung, dass man sich da als Erwachsene Person durchaus einmischen darf. Es gibt zu viele Leute die glauben es sei allein ihre Sache, was sie mit ihrem Kindern tun. Das ist nicht korrekt.

So I guess it’s the unicorn from the movies? But my first thought was Charlie the unicorn and now I want that cross over sooo bad!