BonsaiBoo [none/use name]

You’re not getting it - we invented all that so a few mentally ill monkeys could hoard all the bananas and let around 10 billion other monkeys suffer, starve, and toil for their pleasure.

Why are they just so pathetic and weird

Mmmm, corn steak

Surely nothing will go wrong making all the water undrinkable, all the land unfarmable. Hungry and thirsty masses notoriously are easily appeased by sucking on their own sweaty undergarments and chewing on cardboard and plastic found in landfills.

Oh, well yeah, obviously then we would

That’s against the Reddit TOS, you think we’d do that, just break corpo rules for you?

Illegally smol cage

Because it’s stealth mode from the monsters