I just got tired of Bojack’s shit after season 2 and stopped watching
Trying to go for the chud money and the online communist money, the grift never stops.
Actually, this is probably a good sign. The previous Black Ops set in the cold war had you play as the same all-American, VC-and-Russian-massacring CIA guy, who thwarts the evil communists at the end of a linear campaign with no choices.
This time, the company with DoD funding and pretty anticommunist views has apparently decided that Socialists are now a market share large enough to pander to.
I regained sanity points reading this
Goose fighting tip for semi-experienced practitioners: Staying in the pocket with a goose is how you lose. Those wings will fuck you up, and you’ll be getting bitten the entire time you’re getting fucked up.
Instead, make use of your human reach advantage by throwing front kicks. By staying mobile and making the goose come to you, you have established ring control and are now dictating the pace of the fight.
If rushed, try to circle out instead of backing up; you want to be beside or behind the goose for an easy counter.
Finally, if you do end up in close quarters, grab the neck at the base of the head and you just, you you y’know the thing.
I get a different result every time, so I think my personality type is LIAR
Almost like a burden of some kind, if you will